By PTT Nilo (辰)
Let's be fair here. I have a gorgeous, adorable Taiwanese girlfriend that I am willing to spend the rest of my life with. Not because she is Hello Kitty, submissive, shallow, brain dead and a good fuck. Because she calls herself a freak (a surprisingly foxy one) , standing out from that essentially numbed crowd that I call most of Taiwan (excluding the "hen qi guay" lot), in ways that make most other girls look like total idiots.
My hat goes to her even more knowing that she only lived 3 months in the US, while being naturally open minded and full of dynamic debates about all kinds of issues. Yes, she has all those traits that many guyswould want.
There are indeed some very interesting and charming ladies out here, but to the best of my knowledge, they are depressingly rare. Why? Because aside from being good at shallow chat followed by a deep fuck, one, two, here, there and everywhere, most girls here just about do a good job of sucking in all manner possible. Sex aside, let's not even get into how much worse it gets for 95% of TW born and raised guys when it comes to friendship with foreigners.
Yes the long eyelashed and legs empty egg-shells are gold diggers, oozing superficial arrogance that would turn a sensible man like myself into a sexual vice animal against it.
Even many of those who can speak decent English will rarely go beyond conversations about shopping, food, travel (if they dare to pretend knowing
anything worthwhile about the real world beyond American and Japanese shopping malls) and maybe, just maybe, fun sex.
Take things further into the arts, music, DECENT movies beyond Hollywood,politics, science and philosophy, I would say that 90% of people in Taiwan are "educated" to work, not to please the depths of themselves and others in particularly subtle ways.
The worst thing about all this is that the truly fascinating side of Chinese culture is either a political conundrum for not knowing which side to choose, or is slowly sinking face first into oblivion. There is room for tremendous melting pot in Taiwan, but not much is being done about it.
This is not a blind assault at intercultural differences, but a good stab at old social etiquettes that were ditched in the 60 and 70's in the West.
The family, school, work ethics to my opinion kills people's potential.Taiwan has grown economically, but it will reach full maturity only aftera hard look at itself in relation to the rest of the world, while learning to accept and integrate true differences, like other Asian places such as Singapore have learned to do, to make for a much nicer place to live and fit in with open minded people.
In the meantime, it comes across as easy for Taiwanese people to be pleasant and smiling on the surface, but I do believe that their most visceral personal and social identity dangerously lacks confidence and awareness with others at best, or is totally uninterested and racist deep within, ever so silently.
作者 Nilo (辰)
標題 Re: [閒聊] 台灣女生看看吧..
時間 Wed Aug 15 21:00:13 2012
As an Adult Business Teacher, i listen to a lot of answers to topic questions in my class. when the topic gets around to love and relationships you always hear TW Girls saying the same exact shit
" i want a guy who is tall, understands me, is responsible, etc"
The problem with this is they never really define what responsible is. From my experience, what they mean by responsible is "safe". They want some castrated man with spiked hair who never takes chances, never moves in a direction that might make them feel unsafe, never walks the path less chosen. They want a guy who is just bent to their wishes for "their dreams" ie, the house, the car, the baby, the whole nine yards.
Nothing is wrong with those things, except that they have become the "Price For Admission" so to speak, rather than the result of two people's love and efforts for one another. They constantly take shortcuts.
These Women always talk about how they want someone who understands them. By this, i take it to mean they want an extension of their spoiling family or old boyfriends (Plan B... but still wait around) who will put up with their temper tantrums, immaturity, and stupidity. These women are basically in the market for either daddy or theirolder brother, someone who is used to their bullshit.
Expecting someone to understand you is the height of immaturity. We should seek more to understand others than to be understood. The world owes us nothing, but we live in it, and should lear to adapt to it, not the other way around.
i find TW women to be utterly selfish, insecure, and self centered. As I have seen with many couples and unfortunate friends, when they age it's even more nonstop bitching and moaning. The focus just becomes on more money, more eating, more competition to show off to family and friends. You can forget about an exciting sex life. Lately i look at them with a mild disgust, despite some of their physical beauty.
No pus** is worth being constantly drained by these emotional vampires. Funny, with the many new girls I meet here, I aways say to myself"this one is different". LOL! Nope, same shit with a different package.Same movie played over and over.
Oh Well, at least have a little fun, play their game, complement them on how brilliant it is to wear glasses without lenses, expect to pay for lots of dinners out. And most important....Yes, indeed, know when to say next. Their stock will drop in value quick and is a short sale. HK Girls are a way better catch.
作者 Nilo (辰) 看板 sex
標題 [閒聊] 西斯版翻譯第三篇。
時間 Thu Aug 16 16:04:47 2012
I'm ABC and came back to Taiwan (I've had my share of girlfriends
in USA). In 5 years staying here (and dating several TWN girls from 25-36
yos, here is my take: Taiwanese women are narcissists, especially if she is
even slightly attractive. Most of them live off their parents. If they are
well-off, forget about scoring with them unless you are more well-off than
them, their parents will find every reason in the world NOT to be with you.
與幾個女孩子交往過。在台灣待了五年，跟許多台灣女孩子約會過（她們介於25歲到36歲之間）。我的想法是這樣的：「台灣女人是自戀狂（譯註：Narcissist，取自於希臘羅馬神話水仙花的故事。），尤其是那些稍為有姿色的，更是不可一世。這些女 孩子（作者曾約會過的），衣食皆仰賴父母。你如果沒有比她們有錢，千萬別評論這 種生活型態，還有，正因為她們比你有錢，她們的父母特別挑剔，寧可找上千百個理 由，也不願和你交往。
$$$$ is king, you can be fat, butt-ugly but if you are rich or appear
rich, they will find every reason in the world to like you. And if you are
not, you can become 'friends' with them, you simply become her platonic
biitch, she only calls when she needs you and will never ever admit she
is just using you for material things but will always give you you subtle
hints of the Coach, LV, or expensive electronic gadget that she really really
wants for her B-day.
錢就是無冕之王。只要有了錢，台灣的女孩子和她們父母就會特別哈你，就算 你又肥又醜，她們還是找得出理由貼著你；要是你沒錢，沒關係，你還可以與她們 當無「性」的「朋友」，然而，她們在有麻煩事時，才會找你；換言之，你成了卑賤 的奴隸，得為她們做牛做馬。她們就是只貪圖現實利益才與你來往，但卻從來不肯承認 。她們一有機會就會暗示你，要你送她們LV或Coach之類的名牌包包，或是要你在她們 生日的時候送一些超貴電子產品。
Worse, forgetting to bring her purse when inviting her & her friends
to meet you. And if she brings it, puts the onus on you to pay for it
by sitting there silently, not moving, as if waiting for the 'traditional-male
' to pick up the tab.
還有更糟的咧！也許你會邀請這些女孩子（還有她們的朋友），請她們參加一場聚會 ，但她們總是不會帶自己皮包出來；如果她們有帶包包，她們也不會主動付款；她們會 靜坐在那兒，一動也不動，好像在等一位古紳士付款；換言之，她們把「付款」的責任 交給男生了。
And if she is poor, she is even more materialistic. I remember our company
hired a TWN girl (27) never held a steady job, complain to us how little she
makes and how her mom has no job and how she has to support her mom... then I
found out her 1st paycheck, she went out and bought a IPhone4.. Saying how it
was always her dream. All I can say was "wow" thinking how full of shhit
有錢的女孩還好，沒錢女孩更是「崇拜物質」到某種可怕的境界。我曾經在某家 公司服務，這家公司請了一個女生（27歲）。這女生從未有過穩定的工作，總是 向我們（公司人員）抱怨自己的薪水好少，抱怨她的老媽沒有工作，抱怨自己必須供 她老媽吃住；然而，她第一次領薪水的時候，我看到她把錢拿去買一台「愛瘋4」。 她說：「擁有一台「愛瘋4」是我的夢想。」她真是有夠爛的啦，我大開眼界，只有這 樣才能形容她了！
And I'm talking about girls that aren't even that attractive. Maybe a 7/8
out of 10. Yes I'm being shallow by putting them on a scale like that, but
if I'm one feet deep, these girls' can be measured in micrometers.
接下來呢，我來談談那些不怎麼吸引人的女生吧。如果滿分有十分，台灣女生在 大概有七分（或八分）。對啦，這種評鑑標準實在膚淺。但我得講：「如果我的深度 只有30公分，台灣女孩子的深度就只能用微米來計算了。」
The younger ones that are even semi-attractive, are even more materialistic
and pretentious. Most pretend they are not materialistic. And the few that
are not after $$$, are after Beiber looks no matter how gay-looking or
irresponsible these guys are.
來講講那些比較年輕的台灣女孩子吧！她們的確有點吸引力，但又更「虛榮做作」 (譯註：Pretentious，做作。)。她們嘴巴不承認，身體倒是挺誠實的。她們不是拜金， 就是「拜帥哥」，就算那些哥們的長相鳥得像是「賈斯汀‧比伯」，看起來不負責任又 很娘，她們就哈這種的！
Most don't have a job and those that do, spend as much money on their
looks as the girls. There are no Rambos, athletic real man here (ok maybe
5% of population, sorry to these real guys).
The guys these girls hang out with are perfect mirror of themselves,
devoid of any personality and has the sophistication of a Lego block. Most
of the skinny, wannabes gay looking guys (they actually think they are
model-quality!!) hang around disco clubs, malls like spoiled rich American
teenagers and spend all their money on the latest fashion craze.
這些女孩子所喜歡的男生，就是自己的完美寫照：「完全沒有個性，每個人都像 樂高積木一樣制式。」這些愛美的娘炮（他們還以為自己是個天生的模特兒！）， 流連於夜店，像個有錢頹廢美國青年，虛擲萬金，就只是為了打扮自己。
The guys are so skinny and feeble (I'm sure they can double their size
if they went to gym and worked out) that if a typhoon come suddenly, they
all be blow to the ocean. The only thing that makes their wheel turn are
MSN, SKYPE, Facebook, self-portraits of themselves plastered all over each
other's home pages.
娘炮看起來又瘦又沒什麼力氣（他們要是肯健身，身體會是目前身體的兩倍大！） ，颱風一來，就可以把他們吹到海裡去。他們唯一有動力的時候，就是開MSN聊天、 開Skype哈拉、看臉書、搞自拍照、或是把自拍照貼在另一個娘炮的網頁上。
God, they make Bieber look macho. No, I'm not the jealous type,
I'm just telling it as it is. I've also been to China/Vietnam/Thailand and
there is a world of difference in the girls' attitudes when I meet them.
媽呀，連「賈斯汀‧比伯」都比他們MAN！我絕對不是嫉妒她們，真的。 。接下來呢，再來談談我在國外遇到的女生吧。我曾經到中國、越南、和泰國遊玩， 那裡的女人就有於台灣女生，差異之大之多，令人咋舌。
I remember meeting girls that are 9 on a scale of 10, with no attitudes,
no BS, no mark-ups that will put the TWN girls to shame.
作者 Nilo (辰) 看板 sex
標題 [閒聊] 西斯版翻譯第四篇(taiwanese girl are)
時間 Thu Aug 16 20:02:14 2012
taiwanese girls are easy
True enough. Taiwanese women are the most selfish creatures I ever
encounted. I used to live in Malaysia, Indonesia and Singapore and in all
these countries. I met gorgeous and sincere ladies with well manners and
good heart. Since I took this job in Taiwan my sexual, emotional and dating
life is totally fucked up...
And yes, never, ever EVER marry taiwanese bitch unless she makes you
rich... You have to target women with money. Either self-employed or well
paid professional with a thick saving accounts. BUT BE AWARE; Even if you
hold Phd from Gigolo University it will be pretty tough to squeeze any money
out of her. Yet if you are that good or that lucky to put such spell on her
then try your best to squeeze her dry. Once you take her money then you are
the boss. You can enslave her and no matter what you do or how you treat her
she will be submissive little bich that licks your toes hoping for the rest
of her pathetic life that one day when you are off guard or off of your
mind she might somehow get her ''investment'' back.
Piece of life saving advice;
If you are that good or that lucky, take her money, make her empty her
accounts or sell the house or put her in debt if need. Don't feel any
remorse and DO NOT HESITATE just take it all if you can. During the entire
process make sure your passport is in the safe place.
Enjoy island for a while and fuck around. (especially those teenage
little bitches, gold diggers. You have to tear them apart and destroy their
little cunts the way that they won't be good for any cock anymore. You also
have to fuck them in the ass until they have to wear dipers for the rest of
their hello kitty miserable animal lives).
After you satisfy your rage and acomplish your revenge transfer all money
to your country or switch it to good traveler's cheques and get the air
ticet. Tell your squeezed bitch your father just passed away so you have
to go without any delay. Or if you want to play with her a bit more just
talk her into threesome and expose her to the brutal and painful double
penetration together with some ruthless dude. You can even try asking her
for more money or turn her into hooker. You can be her pimp for a
while and see how it goes. But once you see black and thick question
mark above her dumb empty head just get ready and get a hella out of here!!!
TW girls... as far as I know, they wish they were japanese. When they
speak, to differentiate their MANDARIN from what their Chinese cousins over
in the mainland, they always speak in a really fake ass Japanese wannabe
tone. It's so fucking lame. I know I know, there's a bit of history of
Japanese occupation of TW, but you don't see Koreans, as cocky as they
can be sometimes, completely idolizing another nationality to a point of
basically copying them. It's funny how TW wants to be recognized as its
own state, with its own nationality, but in the end, all their pride is
nothing more than a facade, an image. And if the Japs have an attractive
image, they'd rather become semi-Japanese. That's fucking lame dude. That's
not pride, that's just ignorance and a lack of self-worth.
Then you get the whores, those rich ass international American born
Taiwanese bitches. I've met one. She was ugly as fuck, FLAT face with wide
nostrils and ugly ass fish lips. Her face looked like a puck or a pancake.
But I'm not a superficial guy. I really wouldn't give a shit other than the
fact that she has zero personality. She's always been a stuck up bitch, and
if it wasn't for the fact that she was always ugly, she'd be on every
When she was done with her highschool and university education in
Toronto, she went somewhere in Asia, and got her rich ass family's funds to
get a full face plastic surgery. Now she flaunts her pretty little flawless
plastic face everywhere. She doesn't really work, her family pays for
everything. She's just gonna marry some rich guy and suck off boyfriends on
the side. That to me, pretty much sums up TW bitches. Born ugly, if you are
from a rich background, then go get plastic surgery as a "reward" for getting
through school studying god-knows-what, then going back to the states or
canada or where-ever else and party until you suck off the right guy who
will supply you with gucci and LV purses for the rest of your life.
Fuck, an ugly bitch turning into a swan through the operating table,
and some turn of event somehow gives a TW hoe the right to be a bitch. What
a joke. She used to be the most insecure person in the world even as a kid
and in her teens and now all it took was some surgery... see how SHALLOW
these TW chicks are.
Funny thing is, a lot of them are really stupid. Not just self-centered.
This plastic TW bitch graduated from Uni. Toronto with something, not sure
what exactly her degree was in (probably sucking cock for more surgeries)..
ad now she works at retail at a SHOESTORE.
Tawianese chicks are a joke. It's fucked up. I'm sure there are girls
from all over like them but man, Taiwanese chicks can be pretty awful. None
of them can support themselves or have any rational thoughts or goals, or the
desire to become a complete PERSON rather than a fashion accessory.